84 Responses

  1. rob says:

    She looks kinda like Carrie Underwood.

  2. Geoff Robinson says:

    A+ would fap again

  3. Geoff Robinson says:

    I want to suck on her anus like I do on IdrA.

  4. Greg Fields says:

    Meh, GG

  5. Anna Prosser says:

    Geoff when you come home we need to talk about you and idrA.

  6. Lindsey says:

    OMG NASL how could you do this to me?

  7. Benjamin Baker says:

    Why the bloody hell would you use your real names?

  8. Chris Loranger says:


  9. Day[9] says:

    She can join my Daily anytime…

  10. stax says:

    NASL boost your popularity over 9000 miss

  11. Rob "Pussy Punisher" Simpsons says:

    2/10 would not bang

  12. Ilyes Satouri says:

    Damn she’s almost as tempting as a bottle of vodka.

  13. Bryce Bates says:

    Have you ever been licked by a man with a full chinstrap?

  14. James Lampkin says:

    This is appalling, it’s distracting from the players, and giving unwanted attention to a random female being used. It’s literally killing e-sports.

  15. Dustin Browder says:

    I love them rocks!

  16. Sasha Hostyn says:

    I wish I looked like her.

  17. Joshua 'Clutch' Gray says:

    I’m betting I’ll have a good time tonight.

  18. desRow says:

    omfg i literally fell out of and broke my chair when i saw this broad wtf LOL

  19. Joshua "Clutch" Grey says:

    I’m betting I’ll have a good time tonight.

  20. Kevin van der Koo says:

    I guess I know who I’ll be in bed with today !!!

  21. Rachel 'Seltzer' Quirico says:

    Wanna hook up tonight for an “interview”?

  22. Choi "Polt" Sung Hoon says:

    I am much more attractive than she is.

  23. HuK says:

    she can play with my evil genius any time

  24. Mike "Husky" Lamond says:

    My goodness my lil’ puppy is aroused!

  25. Park "July" Sung Joon says:

    I have better boobs than she does!

  26. husky says:

    this woman really makes my h to the usky husky lusty

  27. Day my 9 is hard says:

    Funday monday, videotape yourself having “consensual” sex with this woman

  28. MC says:

    this girl so EJ

  29. Greg Fields says:

    I would definitely fast expand on her natural

  30. Geoff 'Fatburger' Robison says:

    When I’m behind, I’ll dark shrine

  31. Ret says:

    Fake expansion on the north side detected.

  32. r/starcraft says:


  33. r/starcraft says:

    In the house!

  34. CombatEX says:

    I’ve seen what getting jizzed on by a group of people does to a woman, it is not pretty. I wasn’t a part of it but when I was 12 or 13 I went to a sleep away summer camp and this is like when we were starting to discover porn and jacking off. Some kid brought some playboys and naked playing cards, sh*t like that with him. Anyway, one kid in our cabin was a huge tool, stole stuff like food and money from other people in our cabin. So half a dozen kids decided one night to wake up in the middle of the night at like 3 a.m and take turns jacking off in the bathroom, running out before they finished and blowing their load on the kid when he was sleeping. Literally 6-8 kids did this, all over his face, sheets, upper body, and hands, one kid also did it in his shoes. So everyone else wakes up the next morning and we all knew what had happened but this kid couldn’t figure out why he was all sticky for like 15 minutes until a counselor forced it out of a kid. When the kid found out he went absolutely nuts, like certifiably crazy mental breakdown. He had to leave the camp for psychiatric treatment, worst part was after he took a shower and went to leave he stepped in the jizz shoes and also like 6 of my friends I never saw again because they got kicked out.

  35. poopfeast69 says:

    2/10 would not bang

  36. EGIdrA says:



  37. Mathew Brown says:

    I’ll join in on that chin strap fun!

  38. Xeris[LighT] says:

    you have incredible calves

  39. Zeratul says:

    My life for Aier!

  40. StarTale_Squirtle says:

    Scouted her 2 Rax,
    Railed my stalker right into her,

  41. Park "DongRaeGu" Soo Ho says:

    I’d finger her.

    To death!

  42. LiquidRet says:

    follow me @liquidret

  43. Gretorp says:

    I can’t even pay attention to the games anymore, I’m too busy thinking about trying to get some tonight.

  44. RoboticsSupportBay says:

    I’d show her my One Eyed Giant!

  45. Day[9]inches says:

    Oh man, I’d harass the shit out of those expos. Then while you would be distracted I’d go straight to you main with my massive unit and totally destroy it. :DD-

  46. Major says:

    My dick, her ass.

  47. TubbyTheFat says:

    LOL i beat HuK 2-0

  48. SlayerSBoner says:

    nuff said

  49. James 2GD Harding says:

    Been there, done that.

    Once with Will too, actually. We made Semmler watch.

  50. Geoff Robinson says:

    fuck anna, i will be warping in my charge-lots to her main

  51. Steven "Destiny" Bonnell II says:

    No tears now, only wet dreams.

  52. Dan "Artosis" Stemkoski says:

    If you guys could see my Artosis pylon right now…

  53. Chad "Big Bone" Jones says:

    I’d donate my colossus to her anytime.

  54. Dario "TLO" Wünsch says:

    Not that little any more.

  55. White-Ra says:

    Make base on her, then defense it with my special tactics

  56. MC says:

    I fuck you

  57. Dragon says:

    I’ll fire my Yamato cannon in her any day

  58. Nick "Tasteless" Plott says:

    Welcome to the GSL here in Seoul Korea, the greatest e-sports show in the world. I am tasteless and with me is Artosis and together we are the casting archon.

  59. Lee Jae-Dong says:

    I love you, America!

  60. NASLsoundguy says:

    this is the reason I can’t focus on my job

  61. Chance the eSports dog says:


  62. Stephano says:

    Canal Nydus incoming

  63. ROOTerdam says:

    her twitter is @LiquidRet

  64. LiquidSheth says:

    I scouted her dark shrine.

  65. Aleksey Krupnyk says:

    Damn nigga.

  66. derKilla says:

    i cames

  67. Liquidsheth says:

    I would eat her any time, any place.

  68. Lauren Elise says:

    Thanks guys for all the nice comments! <3 <3

  69. Geoff "Incontrol" Robinson says:

    am when Geoff came home from a night of heavy drinking due do his girlfriend not putting out for her religious reasons. As Geoff waddled up the stairs he started to hear a loan moan, coming from what sounded like his room. Geoff almost couldn’t contain his enthusiasm, wondering if finally the night had come for him to get some sweet loving from his girlfriend. He rushed to his door, but upon arrival heard a man’s voice coming from the room as well! Geoff thinking his girlfriend was being brutally assaulted charged the door with his stomach out like a giant sumo-wrestler. As his massive rooms hit the door he lost his balance and fell flat on his face, knocking himself out. As Geoff came to he realized that he had been tired up and was facing his own bed. In the bed was his girlfriend, Anna, and his best friend, Bryce, both completely naked. Geoff struggled to comprehend the confusing situation when Anna spoke.

    “Geoff this is what you get for being such a failure and a lousy man.” At this point Bryce rammed his cock into Anna’s tight pussy, as Anna screamed in extacy. Geoff started to cry and scream obscenities at his best friend, as he realized all the people he had clung onto for support in his failing starcraft career had betrayed him. Anna and Bryce continued to have glorious intercourse on Geoff’s bed. Geoff sobbed harder than he ever had when he got knocked out of all the tournaments he had ever participated in, finally his grief reached a climax and he exclaimed,”Why, why have you done this to me? You who I trusted above all others!”

    Anna returned,” Because you never took initiative, you never took what you wanted from me, you were content to live out your days as a worthless virgin!” Bryce let out a exasperated moan as he came inside the love of Geoff’s life, then he turned to Geoff and said,”Geoff you have till tonight to clean your stuff out of the house, the sponsors don’t want you on the team anymore.”

    Then they both untied the now broken and tear covered Geoff and went back to lay on his bed. Geoff overcome with the knowledge that he is a worthless human being proceeded to grab the rope and head to the balcony. Geoff tied the rope to one of the railings of the balcony and the other end to his neck. Then he proceeded to jump off the roof, in what would be a failed attempt at suicide. As the rope reached the end of its length it snapped from the enormous weight that Geoff’s body put on it. Geoff plummeted to the ground like a overgrown hippo trying to fly, his face hit the ground first and smashed on the pool deck. Geoff woke up in the hospital three weeks later, wondering what had happened. He then remembered walking in on his best friend and his girlfriend in his bed. He couldn’t stop thinking of the shame he had put himself through in thinking he could hold onto her forever when he wasn’t even able to win a single starcraft game. Geoff then tried to open his eyes, but the lids would not respond to him. He heard a doctor talking nearby to his now ex-girlfriend Anna.

    “He is currently in a vegetative state and unable to wake. Even if he would wake he would not be able to function as a normal human being, he would have to be hooked up to lifesupport for the rest of his days. He listed you as his caretaker should he fall into this state, what do you want to do.” “Turn off his life-support, I know that is what he would want.” “Okay, we will let you say your goodbyes before we come in to turn it off.” Geoff desperately tried to scream and move his body thinking “I’m alive! I’m alive!”. He soon resigned himself to what would come, and thought “What does it matter, I’m a worthless fatass who can’t even keep a girlfriend, let alone win a starcraft game. The world is better off without me.” The doctor came back in with the nurse, Anna and Bryce watched as they pulled the plug on Geoff’s life support forever ending his life.

    And they lived happily ever after.

    THE END.

  70. Buppa says:

    I bet Stephano fuck her tonight

  71. Sean "Gay[9]" Plott says:

    Meh, I’ll save my ponderous load for Felicity. Though I wouldn’t mind expanding into her natural, if you know what I mean. Even into her third. Like, anal sex. Get it? Reminds me of this one time I was sharing a house with a bunch of faggots in college… But that’s a story for Monday.

  72. petah says:

    toss imba

  73. DayNine says:

    I didn’t get a chance to talk to you Lauren, but I did glance over and stare awkwardly like a weirdo. Moving on though, I’ll be masturbating to you and I hope I didn’t smell too bad when I went for the hug just to feel your breasts on my hairy sherwood forest chesthair.

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    Hahahah the comments are so awesome i am crying with laughter in the morning

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    I permanently gained 10 inches. Thx Lauren!

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    hello i love le starcraft lol

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