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Hahahah the comments are so awesome i am crying with laughter in the morning
I didn’t get a chance to talk to you Lauren, but I did glance over and stare awkwardly like a weirdo. Moving on though, I’ll be masturbating to you and I hope I didn’t smell too bad when I went for the hug just to feel your breasts on my hairy sherwood forest chesthair.
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Meh, I’ll save my ponderous load for Felicity. Though I wouldn’t mind expanding into her natural, if you know what I mean. Even into her third. Like, anal sex. Get it? Reminds me of this one time I was sharing a house with a bunch of faggots in college… But that’s a story for Monday.
I bet Stephano fuck her tonight
am when Geoff came home from a night of heavy drinking due do his girlfriend not putting out for her religious reasons. As Geoff waddled up the stairs he started to hear a loan moan, coming from what sounded like his room. Geoff almost couldn’t contain his enthusiasm, wondering if finally the night had come for him to get some sweet loving from his girlfriend. He rushed to his door, but upon arrival heard a man’s voice coming from the room as well! Geoff thinking his girlfriend was being brutally assaulted charged the door with his stomach out like a giant sumo-wrestler. As his massive rooms hit the door he lost his balance and fell flat on his face, knocking himself out. As Geoff came to he realized that he had been tired up and was facing his own bed. In the bed was his girlfriend, Anna, and his best friend, Bryce, both completely naked. Geoff struggled to comprehend the confusing situation when Anna spoke.
“Geoff this is what you get for being such a failure and a lousy man.” At this point Bryce rammed his cock into Anna’s tight pussy, as Anna screamed in extacy. Geoff started to cry and scream obscenities at his best friend, as he realized all the people he had clung onto for support in his failing starcraft career had betrayed him. Anna and Bryce continued to have glorious intercourse on Geoff’s bed. Geoff sobbed harder than he ever had when he got knocked out of all the tournaments he had ever participated in, finally his grief reached a climax and he exclaimed,”Why, why have you done this to me? You who I trusted above all others!”
Anna returned,” Because you never took initiative, you never took what you wanted from me, you were content to live out your days as a worthless virgin!” Bryce let out a exasperated moan as he came inside the love of Geoff’s life, then he turned to Geoff and said,”Geoff you have till tonight to clean your stuff out of the house, the sponsors don’t want you on the team anymore.”
Then they both untied the now broken and tear covered Geoff and went back to lay on his bed. Geoff overcome with the knowledge that he is a worthless human being proceeded to grab the rope and head to the balcony. Geoff tied the rope to one of the railings of the balcony and the other end to his neck. Then he proceeded to jump off the roof, in what would be a failed attempt at suicide. As the rope reached the end of its length it snapped from the enormous weight that Geoff’s body put on it. Geoff plummeted to the ground like a overgrown hippo trying to fly, his face hit the ground first and smashed on the pool deck. Geoff woke up in the hospital three weeks later, wondering what had happened. He then remembered walking in on his best friend and his girlfriend in his bed. He couldn’t stop thinking of the shame he had put himself through in thinking he could hold onto her forever when he wasn’t even able to win a single starcraft game. Geoff then tried to open his eyes, but the lids would not respond to him. He heard a doctor talking nearby to his now ex-girlfriend Anna.
“He is currently in a vegetative state and unable to wake. Even if he would wake he would not be able to function as a normal human being, he would have to be hooked up to lifesupport for the rest of his days. He listed you as his caretaker should he fall into this state, what do you want to do.” “Turn off his life-support, I know that is what he would want.” “Okay, we will let you say your goodbyes before we come in to turn it off.” Geoff desperately tried to scream and move his body thinking “I’m alive! I’m alive!”. He soon resigned himself to what would come, and thought “What does it matter, I’m a worthless fatass who can’t even keep a girlfriend, let alone win a starcraft game. The world is better off without me.” The doctor came back in with the nurse, Anna and Bryce watched as they pulled the plug on Geoff’s life support forever ending his life.
And they lived happily ever after.
THE END.
Thanks guys for all the nice comments! <3 <3
I would eat her any time, any place.
i cames
Damn nigga.
I scouted her dark shrine.
her twitter is @LiquidRet
Canal Nydus incoming
Meh.
this is the reason I can’t focus on my job
I love you, America!
Welcome to the GSL here in Seoul Korea, the greatest e-sports show in the world. I am tasteless and with me is Artosis and together we are the casting archon.
I’ll fire my Yamato cannon in her any day
I fuck you
Make base on her, then defense it with my special tactics
Not that little any more.
I’d donate my colossus to her anytime.
If you guys could see my Artosis pylon right now…
No tears now, only wet dreams.
fuck anna, i will be warping in my charge-lots to her main
Been there, done that.
Once with Will too, actually. We made Semmler watch.
nuff said
LOL i beat HuK 2-0
My dick, her ass.
Oh man, I’d harass the shit out of those expos. Then while you would be distracted I’d go straight to you main with my massive unit and totally destroy it. :DD-
I’d show her my One Eyed Giant!
I can’t even pay attention to the games anymore, I’m too busy thinking about trying to get some tonight.
follow me @liquidret
I’d finger her.
To death!
Scouted her 2 Rax,
Railed my stalker right into her,
Gg
My life for Aier!
you have incredible calves
I’ll join in on that chin strap fun!
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GG
2/10 would not bang
I’ve seen what getting jizzed on by a group of people does to a woman, it is not pretty. I wasn’t a part of it but when I was 12 or 13 I went to a sleep away summer camp and this is like when we were starting to discover porn and jacking off. Some kid brought some playboys and naked playing cards, sh*t like that with him. Anyway, one kid in our cabin was a huge tool, stole stuff like food and money from other people in our cabin. So half a dozen kids decided one night to wake up in the middle of the night at like 3 a.m and take turns jacking off in the bathroom, running out before they finished and blowing their load on the kid when he was sleeping. Literally 6-8 kids did this, all over his face, sheets, upper body, and hands, one kid also did it in his shoes. So everyone else wakes up the next morning and we all knew what had happened but this kid couldn’t figure out why he was all sticky for like 15 minutes until a counselor forced it out of a kid. When the kid found out he went absolutely nuts, like certifiably crazy mental breakdown. He had to leave the camp for psychiatric treatment, worst part was after he took a shower and went to leave he stepped in the jizz shoes and also like 6 of my friends I never saw again because they got kicked out.
In the house!
IN DA HOUSE
Fake expansion on the north side detected.
When I’m behind, I’ll dark shrine
I would definitely fast expand on her natural
this girl so EJ
Funday monday, videotape yourself having “consensual” sex with this woman
this woman really makes my h to the usky husky lusty
I have better boobs than she does!
My goodness my lil’ puppy is aroused!
she can play with my evil genius any time
I am much more attractive than she is.
Wanna hook up tonight for an “interview”?
I guess I know who I’ll be in bed with today !!!
I’m betting I’ll have a good time tonight.
omfg i literally fell out of and broke my chair when i saw this broad wtf LOL
I’m betting I’ll have a good time tonight.
I wish I looked like her.
I love them rocks!
This is appalling, it’s distracting from the players, and giving unwanted attention to a random female being used. It’s literally killing e-sports.
Have you ever been licked by a man with a full chinstrap?
Damn she’s almost as tempting as a bottle of vodka.
2/10 would not bang
NASL boost your popularity over 9000 miss
She can join my Daily anytime…
~~t.t
Why the bloody hell would you use your real names?
OMG NASL how could you do this to me?
Geoff when you come home we need to talk about you and idrA.
Meh, GG
I want to suck on her anus like I do on IdrA.
A+ would fap again
She looks kinda like Carrie Underwood.